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TV for December 16, 2009

ABC
Disney Prep & Landing @ 8pm R
The Middle @ 8:30pm R
Modern Family @ 9pm R
Cougar Town @ 9:30pm R
Eastwick @ 10pm
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Ty Pennington, 8-year-old Chicken Whisperer Joshua McCarthy, Norah Jones)

NBC
The Sing-Off @ 8pm
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Sigourney Weaver, John Mayer)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Wanda Sykes, James Cameron, Myq Kaplan)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Sarah Jessica Parker, Deepak Chopra, Raekwon)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Joel David Moore, David Guetta, Gossip)

FOX
So You Think You Can Dance @ 8pm (Season finale; Performances by Adam Lambert; hip-hop dance group the Groovaloos; and Leona Lewis, who sings "I See You," the theme from James Cameron's "Avatar.")

CBS
New Adventures of Old Christine @ 8pm
Gary Unmarried @ 8:30pm
Criminal Minds @ 9pm
CSI: NY @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Robert Downey Jr., Martin Short, Kris Allen)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Bob Barker, Greta Van Susteren)

CW
Vampire Diaries @ 8pm R
Vampire Diaries @ 9pm R

FX
Nip/Tuck @ 10pm

SPIKE
1000 Ways to Die @ 10pm
MANswers @ 10:30pm

DISCOVERY
MythBusters @ 9pm

SCIENCE
Mighty Ships @ 8pm
Mighty Ships @ 9pm
Mighty Ships @ 10pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
The Bureau @ 9pm
The Shift @ 10pm

HISTORY
Nostradamus Effect @ 9pm

TLC
Dwarf Adoption Story @ 9pm
I'm Pregnant And... @ 10pm
I'm Pregnant And... @ 10:30pm

DISCOVERY HEALTH
Truth Be Told @ 9pm

STYLE
Clean House Comes Clean @ 11pm

HGTV
Property Virgins @ 8pm
House Hunters @ 9pm
House Hunters International @ 10pm

TRAVEL
Man v. Food @ 10pm

SCI FI
Ghost Hunters @ 9pm
Ghost Hunters Academy @ 10pm

A&E
Dog the Bounty Hunter @ 9pm
Steven Seagal Lawman @ 10pm
Steven Seagal Lawman @ 10:30pm

TRUTV
Most Daring @ 8pm
Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura @ 10pm

BRAVO
Top Chef: Las Vegas @ 9pm (Reunion show)
Launch My Line @ 10pm

G4
Human Wrecking Balls @ 8pm
Campus PD @ 11pm

E!
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Adam Lambert, Ross Mathews, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar)

MTV
Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins Reunion @ 10pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR THURSDAY 12/17/09 )

In like 1 minute

MTV


Mom Guide:

Maci
Baby Bently
Boyfriend (Fiance) Ryan
Amazing hair

Catelynn
She gave up her baby for adoption. Baby is named Carly.
Boyfriend Tyler.
Parents are pissed they gave the baby up for adoption.
Recently got a birth control implant thing

Farrah
Daughter Sophia
Crazy mom Debra
Dad is out of the picture
Gay friends always around

Amber
Daughter Leah
Crap Fiance Gary
Amber dropped out of high school and has just gotten medication

TV for December 15, 2009

ABC
Charlie Brown Christmas @ 8pm
Scrubs @ 9pm
Better Off Ted @ 9:30pm
The Forgotten @ 10pm R
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Zach Braff, Nigel Lythgoe, Michael McDonald)

NBC
The Sing-off @ 8pm
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Christina Applegate, Nick Lachey)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino & Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Norah Jones)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Jason Reitman, Anne Burrell)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Dita Von Teese, Tanith Belbin & Ben Agosto, Ben Gleib)

FOX
So You Think You Can Dance @ 8pm (Season finale - Part 1)
Gordon Ramsey: Cookalong Live @ 9pm (Gordon Ramsey prepares a three-course meal and invites viewers to cook along with him. The main course: Steak Diane with sauteed potatoes and peas, preceded by an angel-hair pasta with shrimp, chile peppers and tomatoes. Quick tiramisu (ladyfingers with mascarpone cheese, coffee, coffee liqueur, cocoa and cinnamon) is dessert.)

CBS
NCIS @ 8pm
NCIS: Los Angeles @ 9pm
The Good Wife @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Sarah Jessica Parker, Leona Lewis)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Craig's 1000th Show with host Wavy the puppet, Kristen Bell, Maria Bello, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Segel & his puppet Dracula, the Broken West)

CW
Vampirie Diaries @ 8pm R
Vampire Diaries @ 9pm R

DISCOVERY
Dirty Jobs @ 9pm
Ghost Lab @ 10pm

SCIENCE
Sci Fi Science @ 10pm

HISTORY
How the Earth Was Made @ 9pm

TLC
Table for 12 @ 8pm
Table for 12 @ 8:30pm R
18 Kids and Counting @ 9pm
Little Couple @ 10pm

OXYGEN
Bad Girls Club @ 10pm

WE
Lisa Nichols' Breakthrough @ 10pm (Life coach Lisa Nichols helps a mother and daughter repair their damaged relationship.)

DISCOVERY HEALTH
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant @ 9pm
I'm Pregnant And... @ 9:30pm

DIY
House Crashers @ 10pm
Deconstruction @ 11:30pm

GREEN
Smash Lab @ 8pm

SYFY
ECW @ 10pm
Outer Space Astronauts @ 11pm
Outer Space Astronauts @ 11:30pm

A&E
Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal @ 9pm
Paranormal State @ 10pm

TRUTV
Full Throttle Saloon @ 10pm

BRAVO
Tabatha's Salon Takeover @ 10pm

E!
Maxim's Hottest Moments of 2009 @ 10pm
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Dave Salmoni, Natasha Leggero, Michael Yo, Jo Koy)

MTV
Teen Mom @ 10pm

BET
Monica: Still Standing @ 10:30pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR WEDNESDAY 12/16/09 )

TV for December 14, 2009

ABC
Jennifer Hudson @ 8pm (Jennifer Hudson performs "The Christmas Song," "O Holy Night" and "Silent Night," and duets with Michael Buble on "Baby It's Cold Outside and "Let It Snow.")
Find My Family @ 9pm
Castle @ 10pm R
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Charlize Theron, Donny Osmond, Regis Philbin, Wolfmother) R

NBC
The Sing-Off @ 8pm (A cappella groups from around the country perform in the first round of this competition series host by Nick Lachey. Celebrity judges Ben Folds, Shawn Stockman and Nicole Scherzinger offer their critiques before viewers vote to determine the winner of a recording contract and a $100,000 prize.)
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Anna Kendrick, James Cameron)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Tom Arnold, Cheryl Hines, Adam Lambert)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Kate Hudson, Giovanni Ribisi, Chevelle)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Ron Artest, Eva Amurri, Natasha Leggero) R

FOX
House @ 8pm R
Lie to Me @ 9pm

CBS
How I Met Your Mother @ 8pm
Accidentally on Purpose @ 8:30pm
Two and a Half Men @ 9pm
The Big Bang Theory @ 9:30pm
CSI: Miami @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Hugh Grant, Zoe Saldana, Alicia Keys)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Joshua Jackson, Lake Bell, Reba McEntire)

CW
Vampire Diaries @ 8pm R
Vampire Diaries @ 9pm R

USA
WWE Monday Night Raw @ 9pm

TNT
The Closer @ 9pm
Men of a Certain Age @ 10pm

DISCOVERY CHANNEL
River Monsters @ 9pm

HISTORY
Pawn Stars @ 10pm
Pawn Stars @ 10:30pm
Deep Sea Salvage @ 11pm

ANIMAL PLANET
Animal Cops: Philadelphia @ 10pm

TLC
Little People, Big World @ 8pm
Cake Boss @ 9pm

HGTV
For Rent @ 10:30pm
Real Estate Intervention @ 11pm

GREEN
Emeril Green @ 8pm
I Shouldn't Be Alive @ 10pm

SYFY
Monster @ 11pm
Monster @ 11:30pm

A&E
Intervention @ 9pm
Hoarders @ 10pm

TRUTV
Operation Repo @ 10pm

BRAVO
Chef Academy @ 10pm

LOGO
Decorating Adventures of Ambrose Price @ 10pm

E!
Bank of Hollywood @ 10pm (Contestants present their worthy causes to a panel of wealthy celebrities who either bankroll their dreams or pass on them. The opener includes a 10-year-old tap dancer and a man who makes balloon animals.)
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Brad Wollack, Steve Marmalstein, Arden Myrin)

VH1
For the Love of Ray J 2 @ 9pm
I Want to Work for Diddy 2 @ 10pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR TUESDAY 12/15/09 )

TV for December 13, 2009

ABC
America's Funniest Home Videos @ 7pm
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition @ 8pm
Christmas at the White House: An Oprah Primetime Special @ 10pm (Oprah Winfrey interviews President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama during an hour that also follows holiday preparation at the White House.)

NBC
Football Night in America @ 7pm
Sunday Night Football: Eagles at Giants @ 8:15pm

FOX
Brothers @ 7pm
Brothers @ 7:30pm
The Simpsons @ 8pm
Cleveland Show @ 8:30pm
Family Guy @ 9pm
American Dad @ 9:30pm

CBS
60 Minutes @ 7pm (Steve Kroft interviews President Barack Obama, who discusses plans for Afghanistan and Pakistan, the economy and a breach in security at a White House state dinner. Also: a report on growing body parts from human cells; a profile of Ricky Gervais.)
The Mentalist @ 8pm R
Cold Case @ 9pm
Criminal Minds @ 10pm R

DISCOVERY
Clash of the Dinosaurs @ 8pm
Clash of the Dinosaurs @ 9pm

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Explorer @ 8pm
Inside the Iraq War @ 9pm

HISTORY
The People Speak @ 8pm

BIOGRAPHY
I Survived... @ 9pm
Shatner's Raw Nerve @ 10pm (Henry Winkler)
Shatner's Raw Nerve @ 10:30pm (Tony Danza)

ANIMAL PLANET
Untamed & Uncut @ 9pm
The Haunted @ 10pm

TLC
Mermaid Girl: The Last Six Months @ 8pm
6 Going on 60 @ 9pm
Born Without Arms @ 10pm

LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK
The Christmas Hope @ 8pm (Movie; A married couple on the brink of divorce open their home to a foster child who has no place to spend Christmas. The child's presence inspires the pair to set aside their problems to celebrate the holiday.)

WE
My Fair Wedding With David Tutera @ 10pm

HGTV
Holmes on Homes @ 10pm

GREEN
Wild Pacific @ 8pm
Wild Pacific @ 9pm
Wild Pacific @ 10pm

TRAVEL
Meet the Natives USA @ 10pm (Orange County, CA)

A&E
The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty @ 9pm (A reality series following the lives of the Jackson brothers Jermaine, Tito, Jackie and Marlon. In the opener, they announce plans for a 40th-anniversary album, but the news of Michael's death ends their dream of a reunion. Also: Jackie is angered when Jermaine erases his vocals in the studio; and the brothers visit their hometown of Gary, Ind.)
The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty @ 10pm

E!
Keeping Up With the Kardashians @ 10pm (4th season premiere)

ABC FAMILY
Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe @ 8pm (Movie; In this sequel to "Santa Baby," Santa's daughter, Mary, is asked to take over the family business when Santa wants to retire. Mary struggles with making this decision because she enjoys running her firm in New York City. Things get more complicated when an unhappy former elf tries to stir up trouble.)

VH1
Tough Love 2 @ 9pm
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew @ 10pm

SHOWTIME
Dexter @ 9pm (Season finale)
Californication @ 10pm (Season finale)


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR MONDAY 12/14/09 )

TV for December 12, 2009

ABC
The Polar Express @ 8pm (Movie)
Castle @ 10pm R

NBC
It's a Wonderful Life @ 8pm (Movie)
Saturday Night Live @ 11:29pm (Taylor Lautner; Bon Jovi)

FOX
Cops @ 8pm
Cops @ 8:30pm R
America's Most Wanted @ 9pm

CBS
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer @ 8pm (Movie)
The Flight Before Christmas @ 9pm (Movie)
48 Hours Mystery @ 10pm (Families are ripped apart as one of the largest adoption scams in history is revealed.)

SPIKE
Video Game Awards @ 8pm (Coverage of the seventh annual awards ceremony honoring achievements in the video-game industry is featured. Included: a preview of Halo: Reach and a look at games slated to be released in 2010 and 2011.)

SCIENCE
Head Games @ 9pm

HISTORY
Ancient Discoveries @ 11pm

BIOGRAPHY
Ghostly Encounters @ 9:30pm
Celebrity Ghost Stories @ 10pm (Morgan Fairchild; Lili Taylor; John Salley; Vincent Curatola)

ANIMAL PLANET
Dogs 101 @ 9pm

TLC
Ghost Intervention @ 9pm (In the series premiere, four psychic mediums travel to Massachusetts to visit a home that's said to have an angry shadow figure residing in the basement. Later, they investigate paranormal activity at a Native American burial ground in Pennsylvania.)
Ghost Intervention @ 10pm

STYLE
The Dish @ 10pm
The Dish @ 10:30pm

HGTV
Sandra Lee Celebrates: Season of Surprise @ 8pm

DIY
Renovation Realities @ 9pm

GREEN
Toxic Files @ 10pm

TRAVEL
Forbes Luxe 11 @ 10pm

SYFY
Annihilation Earth @ 9pm (Movie; The world is in jeopardy when supercolliders that provide power for the West are threatened by terrorism and political paranoia.)

CMT
Posse...Young Guns of the PBR @ 8pm (Young starts of Professional Bull Riders, Inc., are shown competing and traveling on the PBR Tour.)

HALLMARK
Christmas in Canaan @ 8pm (A widower tries to ease the racial tension between his young son and a classmate by forcing the two to spend time together. The boys quickly bond while caring for a wounded puppy, but the tensions in their town aren't so easily resolved.)

TV for December 11, 2009

ABC
Supernanny @ 8pm
Ugly Betty @ 9pm
20/20 @ 10pm (A report on a battle over a widow's will: Mary Ellen Bendtsen of Dallas gave her house to two antiques dealers--not her family--shortly before her death in 2005.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Ray Romano, Kim Kardashian, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

NBC
Law & Order @ 8pm
Dateline NBC @ 9pm (In "The Secret Life of Tiger Woods," correspondent Josh Mankiewicz examines the high-profile scandal surrounding the golfer. The report features an interview with one of Woods' alleged mistresses and comments from a Las Vegas insider.)
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Gordon Ramsay, Brad Paisley)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Zach Braff, Bear Grylls, Tony Bennett)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Mary Steenburgen, Snoop Dogg)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (David Duchovny, Tor Hamer, Anya Marina)

FOX
Dollhouse @ 8pm

CBS
Yes, Virginia @ 8pm (An 8-year-old girl in 1897 New York tries to discover if Santa Claus actually exists and write a letter to a newspaper editor as a last resort to find the answer. Neil Patrick Harris and Jennifer Love Hewitt also lend their voices.)
The Big Bang Theory @ 8:30pm R
Medium @ 9pm R
NUMB3RS @ 10pm R
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Kyra Sedgwick, Brian Scott McFadden, Joe Perry)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Jim Parsons, They Might Be Giants)

CW
Smallvile @ 8pm R
Smallville @ 9pm R

SCIENCE
How It's Made II @ 9pm

BIOGRAPHY
Biography @ 8pm (The Pig Farmer Killer, Robert Pickton)
American Gangster @ 9pm
Mobsters @ 10pm

TLC
Say Yes to the Dress @ 9:30pm

HGTV
The Unsellables @ 11pm

FLN
Bartender Wars @ 10:30pm

GREEN
Ultimate Power Builders @ 10pm

TRAVEL
Ghost Adventures @ 9pm

SYFY
Sanctuary @ 10pm

TRUTV
Forensic Files @ 10pm

E!
The Soup @ 10pm
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Jenny McCarthy, Guy Branum, Dan Levy, Natasha Leggero) R

NICKELODEON
HALO Awards @ 9pm (Four teenagers who take leadership roles in helping their communities are rewarded with funds for their causes, scholarship money and a trip to visit a celebrity. Hosted by Nick Canon. Included: appearances by LeBron James; Alicia Keys; Hayden Panettiere; and Justin Timberlake.)

SHOWTIME
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8pm
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8:30pm

STARZ
Crash @ 10pm

Jersey Shore

TV for December 10, 2009

ABC
Flash Forward @ 8pm R
Private Practice @ 9pm R
Private Practice @ 10pm R
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Steven Seagal, Eddie Pepitone)

NBC
Community @ 8pm
Parks and Recreation @ 8:30pm
The Office @ 9pm
30 Rock @ 9:30pm
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Matt Damon, Barry Manilow)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Ben Stiller, "Top Chef" winner Michael Voltaggio, 30 Seconds To Mars)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Julianne Moore, David Alan Grier, Blakroc)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Adam Scott, Leticia Bufoni, the XX)

FOX
Bones @ 8pm
Fringe @ 9pm

CBS
Survivor: Samoa @ 8pm
CSI @ 9pm
The Mentalist @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Kate Hudson, Dr. James Hansen, Tori Amos)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Howie Mandel, Paula Marshall)

CW
Vampire Diaries @ 8pm R
Supernatural @ 9pm R

FX
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia @ 10pm
The League @ 10:30pm

SPIKE
TNA Wrestling Impact! @ 9pm

DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Cook County Jail @ 9pm

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Naked Science @ 10pm

SCIENCE
Science of the Movies @ 8pm
Collapse: When Structures Fall @ 10pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
Cold Blood @ 10pm

HISTORY
Gangland @ 9pm

BIOGRAPHY
Biography @ 9pm (Bill Murray)

ANIMAL PLANET
Egypt's Animal Mummies @ 8pm

TLC
American Chopper @ 9pm
BBQ Pitmasters @ 10pm

HGTV
My First Place @ 8pm
House Hunters @ 9pm

DIY
Cool Tools @ 9pm
Cool Tools @ 9:30pm

TRUTV
It Only Hurts When I Laugh @ 10pm

BRAVO
Real Housewives of Atlanta @ 9pm (Atlanta housewives Kim, Lisa, NeNe, Kandi and Sheree are featured in previously unseen footage from the show's second season.)
Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm

MTV
Jersey Shore @ 10pm

E!
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Eva Amurri, John Caparulo, Ross Mathews, Perez Hilton)


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR FRIDAY 12/11/09 )

TV for December 9, 2009

ABC
Shrek the Halls @ 8pm R
The Middle @ 8:30pm
Modern Family @ 9pm
Cougar Town @ 9:30pm
Barbara Walters Special @ 10pm (The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009: Walters' 17th annual "Most Fascinating People" special. Included: Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Tyler Perry, Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin, talk-show host Glenn Beck, the NFL's Brett Favre, South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford and Michael Jackson's children (Paris, Prince Michael I and Prince Michael II). The final person is announced on the program.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (William Shatner, animal trainer Kristin McMillan, Jay Sean)

NBC
Mercy @ 8pm
Law & Order: SVU @ 9pm
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Quentin Tarantino, Drew Brees)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Snoop Dogg, Carl Reiner)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Susie Essman, Bon Jovi)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Olivia Munn, Jordy Smith, Paolo Nutini)

FOX
So You Think You Can Dance @ 8pm (Kris Allen performs "Live Like We're Dying"; Wonder Girls sing "Nobody.")
Glee @ 9pm

CBS
New Adventures of Old Christine @ 8pm
Gary Unmarried @ 8:30pm
Criminal Minds @ 9pm
CSI: NY @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Rachel Weisz, pet massage expert Maryjean Ballner, Rob Thomas)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Morgan Freeman, Overtone)

CW
Gossip Girl @ 8pm R
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show @ 9pm R

FX
Nip/Tuck @ 10pm

SPIKE
1000 Ways to Die @ 10pm
MANswers @ 10:30pm

DISCOVERY
MythBusters @ 9pm

SCIENCE
Monster Swamp @ 8pm
Weird Creatures @ 9pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
The Bureau @ 9pm
The Shift @ 10pm

HISTORY
Nostradamus Effect @ 9pm

BIOGRAPHY
Caddyshack: The Inside Story @ 9pm

TLC
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant @ 10pm

DISCOVERY HEALTH
Truth Be Told @ 9pm

STYLE
Clean House Comes Clean @ 11pm

FOOD
Dinner: Impossible @ 10pm

HGTV
Property Virgins @ 8pm
House Hunters @ 9pm
Income Property @ 9:30pm
House Hunters International @ 10pm

GREEN
I've Got Nothing to Wear @ 8pm
Living With Ed @ 9pm

TRAVEL
Man v. Food @ 10pm

SCI FI
Ghost Hunters @ 9pm
Ghost Hunters Academy @ 10pm

A&E
Dog the Bounty Hunter @ 9pm
Steven Seagal Lawman @ 10pm
Steven Seagal Lawman @ 10:30pm

TRUTV
Most Daring @ 8pm
Most Daring @ 9pm
Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura @ 10pm

BRAVO
Top Chef: Las Vegas @ 10pm (Season finale)
Launch My Line @ 11pm

G4
Human Wrecking Balls @ 8pm
Campus PD @ 11pm

E!
Psychic Hollywood: The Search for Truth @ 8pm (Psychics use their unique gifts to aid people, from attempting to solve crimes to restoring broken relationships.)
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Cheryl Hines, Loni Love, Mo Mandel, Guy Branum)

MTV
Real World/Road Rules Challenge @ 10pm



( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR THURSDAY 12/10/09 )

NOW (10 pm est)

MTV

TV for December 8, 2009

ABC
Charlie Brown Christmas @ 8pm
Disney Prep & Landing @ 8:30pm (A veteran elf is passed over for a promotion and instead gets paired with an eager rookie. The new partners encounter a violent snowstorm during their Christmas Eve mission, making their job more challenging than they anticipated.)
Scrubs @ 9pm
Better Off Ted @ 9:30pm (Second season premiere)
The Forgotten @ 10pm R
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Pee-wee Herman, Jackie, Jermaine, Tito & Marlon Jackson, Passion Pit)

NBC
Biggest Loser @ 8pm (Season finale)
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Gabourey Sidibe, the winner of "The Biggest Loser")
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Josh Brolin, Tillie the Dog Artist, Chad Daniels)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Tom Ford, Jawbox)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Donald Glover, Ellery Hollingsworth, Pete Yorn)

FOX
So You Think You Can Dance @ 8pm

CBS
NCIS @ 8pm R
NCIS: Los Angeles @ 9pm R
The Good Wife @ 10pm R
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Barbara Walters, Blakroc)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Michael Clarke Duncan, Gillian Jacobs, Rosanne Cash)

CW
90210 @ 8pm
Melrose Place @ 9pm

DISCOVERY
Dirty Jobs @ 9pm
Ghost Lab @ 10pm

SCIENCE
Sci Fi Science @ 10pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
Madoff Mystery @ 9pm

HISTORY
How the Earth Was Made @ 9pm

BIOGRAPHY
Biography @ 10pm (John Candy)

TLC
Table for 12 @ 8pm
Table for 12 @ 8:30pm R
18 Kids and Counting @ 9pm
Little Couple @ 10pm

OXYGEN
Bad Girls Club @ 10pm

WE
Secret Lives of Women @ 10pm
Secret Lives of Women @ 11pm (Season finale)

DISCOVERY HEALTH
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant @ 9pm
I'm Pregnant And... @ 9:30pm

FOOD
Chopped @ 9pm

DIY
Kitchen Impossible @ 9:30pm
Deconstruction @ 11:30pm

SYFY
Scare Tactics @ 9pm
Outer Space Astronauts @ 9:30pm
ECW @ 10pm

TRUTV
Full Throttle Saloon @ 10pm

BRAVO
Tabatha's Salon Takeover @ 10pm

E!
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Robin Tunney, Ryan Stout, Whitney Cummings, Jo Koy)

MTV
Catching Up With 16 and Pregnant: The Girls of Teen Mom @ 9pm (A preview of the "16 and Pregnant" spin-off, which will follow four young moms during their first year of motherhood.)
Teen Mom @ 10pm
Styl'd @ 10:30pm

BET
Monica: Still Standing @ 10:30pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR WEDNESDAY 12/9/09 )

TV for December 7, 2009

ABC
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town @ 8pm
Find My Family @ 9pm
Castle @ 10pm
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashley Greene, Honor Society) R

NBC
Law & Order: SVU @ 8pm R
Law & Order: SVU @ 9pm R
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Susan Sarandon, Andrea Bocelli with the Muppets)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Howie Mandel, Deepak Chopra, Michael McDonald)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Jason Bateman, 50 Cent)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Jared Leto, Debbie McCormick, Quinn Dahle) R

FOX
Carrie Underwood An All-Star Holiday Special @ 8pm (Grammy winner Carrie Underwood hosts a holiday variety special with guests Christina Applegate, Kristin Chenoweth, David Cook, Brad Paisley, Dolly Parton and Sons of Sylvia.)

CBS
How I Met Your Mother @ 8pm
Accidentally on Purpose @ 8:30pm
Two and a Half Men @ 9pm
The Big Bang Theory @ 9:30pm
CSI: Miami @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Ray Romano, Anna Kendrick)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Wayne Newton, Shirley Manson)

CW
One Tree Hill @ 8pm
Gossip Girl @ 9pm

USA
WWE Monday Night Raw @ 9pm

TNT
The Closer @ 9pm
Men of a Certain Age @ 10pm (Three longtime friends try to pass through midlife challenges in this comedy-drama starring Ray Romano. THe opener introduces the threesomes, best buds since college and now in their forties. They include a kindly by somewhat maladjusted party-store owner; an easygoing part-time actor whose glory days seem to be behind him; and a pressured family man who works at his oppressive father's car dealership.)

SCIENCE
Man Made Marvels @ 9pm

HISTORY
Pawn Stars @ 10pm
Pawn Stars @ 10:30pm
Deep Sea Salvage @ 11pm

TLC
Little People, Big World @ 8pm
Cake Boss @ 9pm

LIFETIME
Rita Rocks @ 10pm

DISCOVERY HEALTH
Mystery Diagnosis @ 10pm

FOOD
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives @ 10pm

HGTV
For Rent @ 10:30pm

FLN
Three Sheets @ 10pm

GREEN
Burn Up @ 9pm

SYFY
Alice @ 9pm (Part 2 of 2.)

A&E
Intervention @ 9pm
Hoarders @ 10pm

TRUTV
Operation Repo @ 10pm

BRAVO
Million Dollar Listing @ 10pm
Chef Academy @ 11pm

LOGO
Decorating Adventures of Ambrose Price @ 10pm
Design by Love @ 11pm

E!
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (James Van Praagh, Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna, Bill Bellamy)

MTV
World's Strictest Parents @ 9pm

VH1
For the Love of Ray J 2 @ 9pm
I Want to Work for Diddy 2 @ 10pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR TUESDAY 12/8/09 )

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!

TV for December 6, 2009

ABC
America's Funniest Home Videos @ 7pm R
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition @ 8pm
Desperate Housewives @ 9pm
Brothers & Sisters @ 10pm

NBC
Football Night in America @ 7pm
Sunday Night Football: Vikings at Cardinals @ 8:15pm

FOX
The OT @ 7:30pm
BCS Selection Show @ 8pm
The Simpsons @ 8:30pm R
Family Guy @ 9pm R
American Dad @ 9:30pm R

CBS
60 Minutes @ 7pm (Anderson Cooper reports on the Harlem Children's Zone, an inner-city educational experiment for students in New York City. Also: Bob Simon interviews former NBA referee Tim Donaghy.)
Amazing Race 15 @ 8pm
Cold Case @ 9pm
NCIS: Los Angeles @ 10pm R

DISCOVERY
Clash of the Dinosaurs @ 8pm
Clash of the Dinosaurs @ 9pm
Monsters Resurrected @ 10pm

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Humanly Impossible: Beyond Bizarre @ 8pm
Humanly Impossible: Indestructable @ 9pm
Raw Anatomy: Inside the Croc @ 10pm

BIOGRAPHY
I Survived... @ 9pm
Shatner's Raw Nerve @ 10pm (Rush Limbaugh)
Shatner's Raw Nerve @ 10:30pm (Regis Philbin)

ANIMAL PLANET
Untamed & Uncut @ 9pm
The Haunted @ 10pm

TLC
Invasion of the Christmas Lights @ 9pm
Chainsaw Ice Sculptors @ 10pm

HGTV
Celebrity Holiday Homes @ 8pm

GREEN
Perfect Disaster @ 8pm
Burn Up @ 9pm

TRAVEL
Meet the Natives USA @ 10pm (Peoria)

SYFY
Alice @ 9pm (Part 1 of 2. A young martial-arts instructor witnesses a man's abduction and tries to intervene, which results in a trip through a magic mirror to a parallel universe in this modern retelling of Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" and "Through the Looking-Glass.")

E!
Girls Next Door @ 10pm
Girls Next Door @ 10:30pm

VH1
Tough Love 2 @ 9pm
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew @ 10pm

SHOWTIME
Dexter @ 9pm
Californication @ 10pm

HBO
Robin Williams: Weapons of Self-Destruction @ 9pm


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR MONDAY 12/7/09 )

TV for December 4, 2009

ABC
Dreams Come True: A Celebration of Disney Animation @ 8pm (Vanessa Williams hosts this look back at 75 years of Disney filmmaking. Also: a preview of "The Princess and the Frog.")
Ugly Betty @ 9pm
20/20 @ 10pm (Chis Brown discusses his relationship with Rhianna in an interview with Robin Roberts. Also: an update on the case of Amanda Knox, the Washington college student on trial in Italy for killing her British roommate there in 2007; consumer reports on do-it-yourself cosmetic procedures, tanning salons and travel Web sites.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Don Rickles, Anika Noni Rose, Band of Skulls)

NBC
Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa @ 8pm
Dateline NBC @ 9pm (Dennis Murphy reviews developments in the high-profile case of Amanda Knox, an American college student charged in the fatal Nov. 2007 stabbing of her roommate, British student Meredith Kercher.)
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Kelsey Grammer, Taylor Swift)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Rachel McAdams, Mindy Kaling, Diane Birch)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (January Jones, Troy Polamalu, Jeff Musial and animals, Wale) R
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Mike Rowe, Alissa Geving, Keane) R

FOX
Dollhouse @ 8pm

CBS
Ghost Whisperer @ 8pm
Medium @ 9pm
NUMB3RS @ 10pm
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Al Gore, Brad Paisley, a Top 10 list presented by Michael Buble) R
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Emily Blunt, David Bianculli)

CW
Smallvile @ 8pm R
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer @ 9pm

USA
Monk @ 9pm (Series finale)
White Collar @ 10pm

DISCOVERY
Monsters Inside Me @ 8pm
Monsters Inside Me @ 9pm
Monsters Inside Me @ 10pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
Psychic Witness @ 8pm

HISTORY
Ancient Discoveries @10pm

BIOGRAPHY
American Gangster @ 9pm
Mobsters @ 10pm

ANIMAL
I'm Alive @ 9pm
Pitbulls an Parolees @ 10pm

TLC
Say Yes to the Dress @ 9:30pm
Happily Ever Faster @ 10pm
Happily Ever Faster @ 10:30pm

WE
Platinum Babies @ 9pm

DISCOVERY HEALTH
Expecting 15 Babies @ 8pm

FOOD
Unwrapped @ 10pm

HGTV
The Unsellables @ 11pm

FLN
Bartender Wars @ 10:30pm

DIY
Disaster House @ 10pm

GREEN
Renovation Nation @ 8pm

TRAVEL
Ghost Adventures @ 9pm

SYFY
Stargate Universe @ 9pm
Sanctuary @ 10pm

TRUTV
Forensic Files @ 10pm

E!
The Soup @ 10pm
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Ryan Kwanten, Guy Branum, Sarah Colonna, Wil Anderson) R

MTV
2009 mtvU Woodie Awards @ 10pm (The sixth annual awards show celebrating college students' favorite music. Performers include Death Cab for Cutie; the Dead Weather; and Matt and Kim.)

SHOWTIME
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8pm (Second season premiere)
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8:30pm

STARZ
Crash @ 10pm

TV for December 3, 2009

ABC
Flash Forward @ 8pm
Private Practice @ 9pm
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashley Greene, Honor Society)

NBC
Community @ 8pm
Parks and Recreation @ 8:30pm
The Office @ 9pm
30 Rock @ 9:30pm
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Morgan Freeman, Maxwell)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (John Travolta, Rod Stewart)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Robin Williams, Rashida Jones) R
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Charlie Hunnam, Erin Hamlin, Phoenix) R

FOX
Bones @ 8pm
Fringe @ 9pm

CBS
Survivor: Samoa @ 8pm
CSI @ 9pm R
The Mentalist @ 10pm R
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Tina Fey, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Mika) R
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (George Lopez)

CW
Vampire Diaries @ 8pm R
Supernatural @ 9pm R

FX
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia @ 10pm
The League @ 10:30pm

SPIKE
TNA Wrestling Impact! @ 9pm

DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Destroyed in Seconds @ 8pm
Destroyed in Seconds @ 8:30pm
Secrets of Interrogation @ 10pm

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Naked Science @ 10pm

SCIENCE
Science of the Movies @ 8pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
Cold Blood @ 10pm

HISTORY
Gangland @ 9pm

ANIMAL PLANET
Echo: Queen of the Elephants @ 8pm (A documentary tracking the daily challenges of an elephant named Echo as she nears her final days as the distinguished matriarch in Kenya's Amboseli National Park.)

TLC
American Chopper @ 9pm
BBQ Pitmasters @ 10pm (Barbecue teams compete for $40,000 at the Smokin' in Mesquite BBQ Championship in Nevada in the debut of a series that documents the high-stakes world of competitive pitmasters.)

DISCOVERY HEALTH
Dwarf Adoption Story @ 8pm
Conjoined Twins: Sister Bond @ 10pm

FOOD
Ace of Cakes @ 10pm

HGTV
House Hunters @ 9pm
Real Estate Intervention @ 10:30pm

DIY
Cool Tools @ 9pm
Cool Tools @ 9:30pm

TRUTV
It Only Hurts When I Laugh @ 10pm
It Only Hurts When I Laugh @ 10:30pm

BRAVO
Real Housewives of Orange County @ 10pm

COMEDY CENTRAL
The Jeff Dunham Show @ 9pm

MTV
Jersey Shore @ 10pm (In the series premiere, four guys and four girls descend upon Seaside Heights, N.J., to live together in a rented beach house for the summer.)

E!
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Chris Colfer, Ross Mathews, Chris Franjola, Christina Pazsitzky)


( MORNING / AFTERNOON TV FOR FRIDAY 12/4/09 )